1. legalmexican:

    I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

    (via moistbottom)

     

  2. lecterings:

    'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

    (via moistbottom)

     

  3. doiseecol0r:

    hellaoptile:

    you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

    well then ima assume jeff is on some good shit

     
  4. heyfunniest:

    "Get off you freakin’ bird"

    (via doiseecol0r)

     
  5. amovible:

    fallen-inspiration:

    thegeekcooks:

    This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

    Where the hell is this from?!

    You’re kidding me?

    (Source: kpfun, via doiseecol0r)

     

  6. "I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me."
    — A.G. (via c-oquetry)

    (Source: attractionns, via distortedcity)

     

  7. winterfuckingsoldier:

    i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

    (via whathaveigottenmyselfinto)

     
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  9. kingcitywitch:

    inlikewithlife:

    chaotic-awesome:

    I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

    This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

    I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

    (via whathaveigottenmyselfinto)

     

  10. "Every word has consequences. Every silence, too."
    — Jean Paul Sartre, from The Selected Essays (via killheji)

    (Source: violentwavesofemotion, via whathaveigottenmyselfinto)

     

  11. "I woke up in the morning and I didn’t want anything, didn’t do anything, couldn’t do it anyway, just lay there listening to the blood rush
    through me and it never made any sense, anything."
    — Richard Siken (via daddehtooru)

    (Source: sad-plath, via distortedcity)

     
  12. charmedsevenfold:

    snoozlebee:

    lepetitdragon:

    tenaciousbee:

    destroyer:

    WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!

    image

    Everyone else can go home

    OMFG

    omg lol

    best cosplay of all time

    I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

    warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

    can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

    (Source: geekingabout, via whathaveigottenmyselfinto)

     

  13. tentarude:

    troncats:

    sorry:

    I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

    why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

    image

    (Source: sorry, via whathaveigottenmyselfinto)

     
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  15. leftyrosenthal:

    e-gay:

    the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

    lmfao I am both of them at the same time

    (Source: vinegod, via pizza)