1. squidwardofficial:

    waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like


    (via moistbottom)

  2. guy:

    a reoccurring thought during any conversation

    (via zackisontumblr)


  4. sugarrette:

    fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

    (via phobias)


  6. legalmexican:

    I might already have a crush on a co worker, and it happens to be the managers boyfriend

    (via moistbottom)


  7. notorious-posts:


    The Princess & the Frog one tho… lmfao

    These are too accurate haha

    (via pizza)


  8. crystallized-teardrops:

    i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

    (via moistbottom)


  9. internetexplorers:

    “you’re like a son to me”

    “dad, i am your son”

    (via phobias)


  10. illkim:

    When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about


    (Source: illkim, via moistbottom)


  11. mormondad:

    real life high school advice:

    • dont slack 
    • be friends with everyone 
    • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

    (via pizza)


  12. joeyjoe69:

    when your friends sibling is hot


    (via moistbottom)

  14. (Source: alltimeloe, via myginnyweasley)